Inobtainium Girl is composed of an alloy of Nonsuchium and Yeahrightium which gained sentience under suspicious circumstances. Due to the natural properties of Inobtainium, Inobtainium Girl is capable of emitting extremely harmful kinetic radiation. Or not. It’s her choice. This kinetic radiation has a very short range though, so it’s only effective on those who try to get too close. Do not get too close to Inobtainium Girl.
You do not have a chance with Inobtainium Girl, but Inobtainium Girl would like to be your friend. No, not “just friends.” It’s not like that. She’d hang out and get along, but she really isn’t into you like that. No, she’s not “friend zoning” you. It’s not like that. It’s not like that, really. She really does want to be friends though and would really like it if you said “hi” once in a while, but she’s not looking for anything more out of a relationship.
You do not have a chance with Inobtainium Girl.
No one has a chance with Inobtainium Girl.
